Thursday, November 20, 2008

Christmas Card From Banker


You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.


It's hitting you once,

It's hitting you twice

It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise

Recession is coming to town


It's worthless if you've got shares

It's worthless if you've got bonds

It's safe when you've got cash in hand

So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY


You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town!


Finance products are confusing

Finance products are so vague

The banks make you bear the cost of risk

So keep out for goodness sake, OH


You'd better watch out

You'd better not cry

You'd better keep cash

I'm telling you why:

Recession is coming to town.