Thursday, October 30, 2008

100 Quotes Of The Day

When I was working in Alliance Investment Bank, I remember an ex-colleague of mine, sent me below. Some are pretty nice and I still keep it till today. Hope to share with you all.

1. I'm not getting paid much for staying alive but it's good experience.
2. I think I’ll just sit here and wait till life gets easier.
3. I'm writing to tell you I have nothing to say.
4. I happened to see you passing through my life, so I thought I’d love you.
5. Are we still friends? Or don't you know either?
6. Consider yourself thanked.
7. If you can't keep in sight, at least keep in touch.
8. Regardless of the date, I’m glad you were born.
9. I'm just moving clouds today - tomorrow I’ll try mountains.
10. If you're looking for a friend, I’d like to apply.
11. Please don't ask me what the score is - I’m not even sure what game we're playing.
12. When all else fails, eat!
13. My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
14. I may not be easy to reach, but I may be worth it.
15. Your illness license has expired: report back to health immediately.
16. A large percentage of me likes a large percentage of you.
17. I don't need a great deal of love, but I do need a steady supply.
18. Appreciate me now and avoid the rush.
19. Reports of my being alive and well have been grossly exaggerated.
20. It would be nice to see you again - and again.
21. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
22. Isn't it a nice coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time!
23. All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
24. There's a hungry mailbox down the street - please feed it something for me.
25. Why don't you write, and give me a chance not to reply?
26. Single-handedly, I have fought my way into this hopeless mess.
27. To whom it may concern: you are a very special person.
28. I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
29. I'm looking for the perfect pillow - I think it's somewhere near yours.
30. I'm sorry for not communicating, but sometimes it's very hard to write on a moving planet.
31. I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
32. "Please reconsider - it's so hard to take ""go to hell"" for an answer."
33. Any day is a good day to have a mother.
34. I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
35. I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope.
36. I, for one, am longing to feel your hot breath on my neck.
37. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and, whatever you hit, call it the target.
38. Please don't tell me to relax - it's only my tension that's holding me together.
39. I always know the right thing to say, after the right time to say it has passed.
40. Somehow, in my busy life, I am finding time to miss you.
41. Help improve my appearance - I’m much better-looking when I’ve been hugged.
42. I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
43. If God had approved of the metric system, he'd have given us ten fingers.
44. We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
45. I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
46. Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
47. Your smile is one of the great sights of the world.
48. Life is an intolerable burden, which every living thing somehow manages to tolerate.
49. Words ought not to be trusted - you can never be sure if they mean what they say
50. Please remain calm - it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.
51. I want it clearly understood that I’m totally confused.
52. My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating
53. No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
54. In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is - and you're what's left.
55. You are there, and I am here, so one of us is obviously in the wrong place.
56. What I like most about myself is that I’m so understanding when I do something wrong.
57. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
58. Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
59. Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
60. Things are gradually falling into place - on top of me.
61. My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.
62. We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
63. Inside every older person there's a younger person wondering what happened.
64. Anybody who thinks I am strange ought to meet you.
65. Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
66. Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
67. Look what I’ve found! ... A moment to write to you.
68. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
69. Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
70. There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
71. If you can't say exactly how much you love me, try to make a rough estimate.
72. Please ask your machine to get in touch with my machine.
73. My life is already complicated enough, without trying to introduce organization into it.
74. To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
75. I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
76. Most of my problems either have no answer, or else the answer is worse than the problem.
77. Slavery and torture were outlawed long ago, but, for some reason, marriage is still legal.
78. We couldn't have met in any previous life, because you are one experience I’d surely never forget.
79. If you postpone a pleasure long enough, it may melt, spoil, die, evaporate, or move away.
80. Let's make it definite: I’ll see you when I see you.
81. All I want is a warm bed and a kind word, and unlimited power.
82. Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
83. My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.
84. My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
85. One thing travel teaches is why living at home is so popular.
86. Keep smiling! (but not so much that people begin to wonder if you are mentally unbalanced).
87. Children who are born into happy families grow up speaking love as their native language.
88. It's true I’m getting older, but there are still many good hugs left in me.
89. A good friend is worth pursuing - but why would a good friend be running away?
90. Ready - aim - spend!
91. Never fall in love with anybody you can't afford to lose.
92. Sometimes I make a mental note, but then forget where I put it.
93. No matter how many times I do my work, it never stays done for long.
94. Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.
95. Think of me as someone who is very often thinking of you.
96. It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.
The longest distance in the world is always the one between you and me.
97. Just because I’m happy doesn't mean you couldn't make me happier.
98. Correct me if I’m wrong, at your own risk.
99. Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
100. I have you, you have me: at least one of us is lucky.